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Friday, March 18, 2011

Lawak Bodoh lucah sket....

Soalan : Apa beza daun betik ngan tangan perempuan?
Jawapan: Daun betik boleh melembutkan daging yang keras, tangan perempuan dapat mengeraskan daging yang lembut.

Soalan : Haiwan apakah yang pertama sampai ke bulan?
Jawapan: Burung punai (Neil Armstrong punya)

Soalan : Apa beza tayar kereta dengan kondom?
Jawapan: Tayar kereta kalau bocor boleh menghilangkan nyawa, kondom plak kalau bocor boleh menambahkan nyawa.

Soalan : Apa yang mahal pada BMW?
Jawapan: Huruf W. Cuba tukarkan W ngan X. Jadi BMX. Kan murah tu…

Soalan : Rumah apakah yang gunakan banyak air?
Jawapan: Rumah terbakar

Soalan : Hitam, panjang, dipeluk dan diapit dua paha.
Jawapan: Orang sedang panjat tiang talipon. (Korang mesti otak kotor)

Soalan : Ubat apa yang tak ada kesan sampingan (side effect)?
Jawapan: Viagra dan Krim membesarkan payudara. Kesan dia ke depan, bukan ke samping.

Soalan : Waktu dia hidup orang menyanyi, bila dia mati orang bertepuk tangan. Apa dia?
Jawapan: Lilin kek harijadi.

Soalan : Bibir bertemu bibir. Tangan asyik meraba lubang. Mata terpejam menikmatinya. Apa dia?
Jawapan: Orang sedang meniup seruling.

Soalan : Apa nama sudirman masa kecil?
Jawapan: Sudirboy.

always be a good boY/gaL... dont Get SpanK!!!~[^_*]V~

22 stalkers baik hati komen:

Eliza Sulaiman said...: ini bukan luca sikit, tapi bnyk, haha,

bahye-bahye!; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 9:17 AM
Mr feckry said...: lawak betul pasal tayar tu; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 9:18 AM
AH7 said...: wah....ni memang kelaka....gambar lan pet pet xboleh belah...

p/s : dah lame ko xdtg comment blog aku sombong siot...; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 9:59 AM
aDfeez said...: cik eliza ~> risk on ur own.. ekekek

wah.. gmbo x menahan...:P; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 10:37 AM
aDfeez said...: mr feckry ~> hehehe... suka lawak yg mcm tu ker? hahhahah :P; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 10:38 AM
aDfeez said...: ah7 ~> lucah kan lan tu... manganggg je...

* sori bro.. bz skit lately.. sbb da kerja.. huhuhuh
nnti aku lawat blog ko.. jgn riso..; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 10:38 AM
Oasis said...: Haishh...teka teki tak senonoh. Buat org stim je. Kahkahkah.; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 11:42 AM
.Dilla Nur. said...: kecik2 maen lucah2 ni...babab kang baru tau!!! haipp...haha ;p; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 11:47 AM
Nazifa M.Zali said...: erkk.speechless; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 12:59 PM
eRza farEeha said...: mcm terlbey je..huhuh; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 1:31 PM
trialtodelete said...: haha..suka semua teka-teki lucah di atas haha; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 2:53 PM
aDfeez said...: oasis ~> hahahha... jaga2 nnti nmpk benjolan :P; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 3:29 PM
aDfeez said...: dilla ~> eh da besaaaaa la.. sapa ckp kecik lg??? kang die yg kite babap kang :P; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 3:29 PM
aDfeez said...: bulan ~> hehehe... apsaii bulan? :P; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 3:30 PM
aDfeez said...: erza ~> apa yg terleby tu????; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 3:30 PM
aDfeez said...: rizal ~> hahahaha.. slmt beramal... hahahha :P; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 3:30 PM
ANIS HJ SUKARTI said...: oooooooooooooo.. tu je... ngeh; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 4:27 PM
miss miera said...: ngeee .. malu2 .. hahaha; [Reply to comment] March 18, 2011 at 5:22 PM
Unknown said...: lucah lucah lucah... but i loiiikee... :P; [Reply to comment] March 19, 2011 at 4:47 AM
aDfeez said...: nadzirah ~> x cukup[ ker???? :P; [Reply to comment] March 19, 2011 at 9:06 AM
aDfeez said...: miss miera ~> hahaha... malu kenapa? :P; [Reply to comment] March 19, 2011 at 9:06 AM
aDfeez said...: ikar ~> i know u like it.. hahhaahh :P; [Reply to comment] March 19, 2011 at 9:06 AM

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